Bonus, send this birthday meme for her and by her I mean that woman in your life whose bladder leaks more than it use to. For that special B in your life on her b-day, we give your Britney Spears meme birthday style. If you don’t have a friend that you can send this funny bir...
MY BIRTHDAY! How’s that for smart semen!? 2. Learning about childbirth has given me a greater respect for Moms. Guys, imagine carrying and protecting a water balloon in our bellies (don’t forget, no beer) for 9 months, only to squeeze it out of our pie-holes while our wife stands...
BFF(Best Friend Forever)– For you true friendship and your 4AM friend. Bestie– Most popular nicknames for your best friend. A super special way to let your friend know that they are the best! Lifeline– For your friend who means the world to you. Meme –For your friend who loves me...
This one is a Dutch mishearing, but it’s so interesting we couldn’t help but include it. Apparently, Dutch children have misunderstood the ending of Michael Jackson’s “Wanna Be Startin’ Somethin'” as another kid asking for apple juice. The joke name has since become the language’s ...
been building a meth empire for over a year now, and using me as his chemist. Shortlyafter my 50th birthday, he asked that I use my chemistry knowledge to cook methamphetamine, which he would then sell using connections that he made through his career with the DEA.╰⋃╯PENIS funnylaugh...
19. What’s the food you like to have the most on your birthday? 20. What is your favorite chick flick? 21. What movie is most like your life? 22. What is your grossest habit? 23. What is your favorite children’s book?
Facebook/ workmeme “My job has this cool thing where if you do your job very well, you get to do other people’s jobs too.” 25) That or egg salad sandwiches. Imgur “Thank you so much for microwaving fish on your lunch break.” We love the smell of ass in the office.” ...
"It was my 38th birthday and my friends and I took a bartender home. After things got hot, the dude said, 'You know what I’m really into? Getting eaten out.' My friend Denise wasn’t having it, but I’d done it before and this guy was 100% grade-A beef, so I agreed. He...