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Whether it’s a cute quip for your kid or a hilarious roast for your coworker, I’ve got you covered. Your search for the perfect blend of funny birthday jokes, silly puns, and riddles ends here. My list of 125 hilarious birthday jokes caters for men, women, children, and everyone in...
I promise to abide by your rules & regulations. I understand that this is going to cost a fortune in chocolates & flowers. You reserve the right to obtain and use my credit cards whenever you wish to do so. I hereby promise to take you on an unlimited shopping spree, should I not ...
It may not be the best birthday wish, And it may not even be on time, But I think it’s better than nothing, For no other reason than it rhymes. 2. You’re Older Than We by Julie Hebert What’s so great about your birthday?
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while I had to settle for Epcot's cheap sensation,with those alien tourists clutching their VISA Cards.I should be glad if they're trampled to death. Royal Rhodes is retired and living in the rural farmland of Ohio. His poems have appeared in: Snakeskin Poetry, Ekphrastic Review Challenge,...
An hour later, Tony, with his mum and dad, raced out onto the platform, and his parents leaped onto the train as it pulled away. The boy was left standing on the platform and began to laugh uproariously. ‘Your parents just left you,’ said the stationmaster. ‘Why are you laughing...
Funny animal jokes from Beano! Whether you’re looking for pet jokes or silly animal jokes, we’ve collected the best animal jokes to keep you and your furry friends entertained.