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Our captions for Instagram pictures can hopefully serve as inspiration and suggestions for your texts, which we can then admire on your profiles together with great pictures. If you are also looking for captions for offline events, have a look at our party captions and poems to celebrate. Have...
Go ahead, ladies, email me your side of the story. You don’t have to worry about my making fun of you on stage. I don’t talk about on-line dating in any of my stand-up routines, but even if I did, fear not. The women I won’t go out with would provide me with more tha...
it was a waste of money, ordering those cards. Except I felt I owed it to them to buy some little something. They're from Tiffany's." She reached for my martini, I hadn't touched it; she drained it in two swallows, and took my hand. "...
(While this episode was 100% serious, Sonia breaking the 4th Wall and sending a letter to Officer Candy Apple's Birthday deserves to be here!) "This is not for flattering or threatening, Officer. This is only a talk between a CIS staff and a character. To make it short, I just ...
I also find it hard to believe, that even sales for Father’s Day cards and gifts outstrip those of Halloween. One theme that runs through Halloween, is pure fun and self-indulgence. You don’t have to buy presents for friends and relatives, you just buy ‘stuff’ for yourself. Trick...
Well, these games were for single ladies. Now we have some for couples (Partners) too. Let’s see what are they! Kitty Party Games for Jodis Sometimes, a man may also be a part of such parties. Yes, we are talking about those kitties where the wife takes their husband as well. ...
Never do card tricks for the group you play poker with. Funny Notices Cocktail Lounge, Norway: LADIES ARE REQUESTED NOT TO HAVE CHILDREN IN THE BAR. At a Budapest zoo: PLEASE DO NOT FEED THE ANIMALS. IF YOU HAVE ANY SUITABLE FOOD, GIVE IT TO THE GUARD ON DUTY. Wise Words Even when...
while I had to settle for Epcot's cheap sensation,with those alien tourists clutching their VISA Cards.I should be glad if they're trampled to death. Royal Rhodes is retired and living in the rural farmland of Ohio. His poems have appeared in: Snakeskin Poetry, Ekphrastic Review Challenge,...
On October 1, 1943 Baker was replaced by Art Linkletter, who continued for the rest of the series. For a memorable stunt of 1945, Linkletter announced that $1000 would go to the first person to find one of 12 plastic balls floating off California. Two years later, an Ennylageban Island...