Love your cards and appreciate that I can send American-made greetings. By Rhonda Indianapolis Funny March 22, 2019 I’m saving this one for my best friend. These old ladies talking about a joint. Too funny. By Rene N.C. You know who in your life will think this is funny!
it was a waste of money, ordering those cards. Except I felt I owed it to them to buy some little something. They're from Tiffany's." She reached for my martini, I hadn't touched it; she drained it in two swallows, and took my hand. "...
Ever since I can remember, I was known as the funny fat kid. I would go on some fad diet and lose weight, but then I was really just a “skinny-fat” funny kid. This has been going on for over 20 years. About 6 years ago, I was in what I considered to be the best shape o...
There should be sympathy cards for having to go back to work after vacation. You can’t buy a business but you can buy a plane ticket and that’s kind of the same thing. It’s why suitcases have wheels now. Age only matters if you’re a cheese. I like rumors. I found out so ...
Me: Oh, the line got too long and I had to get my daughter’s medication to her (mine could wait but she needs to take hers at the same time every day). I can go back tomorrow. Do you still need the gift cards? Sex, my Yelp Review ...
Well, these games were for single ladies. Now we have some for couples (Partners) too. Let’s see what are they! Kitty Party Games for Jodis Sometimes, a man may also be a part of such parties. Yes, we are talking about those kitties where the wife takes their husband as well. ...
I also find it hard to believe, that even sales for Father’s Day cards and gifts outstrip those of Halloween. One theme that runs through Halloween, is pure fun and self-indulgence. You don’t have to buy presents for friends and relatives, you just buy ‘stuff’ for yourself. Trick...
One year I got a bike for my birthday. So I went peddling off down the road and knocked an old lady down. ‘Can’t you ring your bell?’ She said. ‘I can ring my bell,’ I said ‘But I can’t ride my bike’ I got home from work and the wife said – I’m very sorry ...
while I had to settle for Epcot's cheap sensation,with those alien tourists clutching their VISA Cards.I should be glad if they're trampled to death. Royal Rhodes is retired and living in the rural farmland of Ohio. His poems have appeared in: Snakeskin Poetry, Ekphrastic Review Challenge,...
(While this episode was 100% serious, Sonia breaking the 4th Wall and sending a letter to Officer Candy Apple's Birthday deserves to be here!) "This is not for flattering or threatening, Officer. This is only a talk between a CIS staff and a character. To make it short, I just wan...