Funny Birthday Messages For Cards“Be happy, sister! It’s your Birthday!”— Unknown “My golden words for your birthday… “Smile while you still have teeth!”— Unknown “Congratulations for losing yet anothe
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From the four-legged to the in-flight, the beaked to the barnacled, fromdog jokestoelephant jokes,horse jokestobird jokes, we've got them all – and we’ve even put them into different categories for when you’re after a particular animal joke in a bit of a hurry! You're welcome. ...
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Just after my 50th birthday, I received a small, lumpy parcel from VistaPrint. In addition to orange Strangers Have the Best Candy business cards, it contained 500 Happy Spots. Each one is guaranteed to bring dozens of smiles. Happy Spot from Dad Around the same time, I got another ...
It’s like when your mom discovers the shadow font feature in Word and then you get homemade computer birthday cards with backlit font and Office clip art. The result is neither pretty nor semi-professional. It’s just sad and lonely, like your mom struggling to type your 38th birthday ...
1954 to April 1, 1960. In one stunt, a contestant would win a prize if he could sustain a phone conversation with a puzzled stranger (picked at random from the phone directory) for several minutes without the other party hanging up. The series received Emmy nominations in 1955 and 1956. ...
"After all, how do I know where I'll be living tomorrow? So I told them to put Traveling. Anyway, it was a waste of money, ordering those cards. Except I felt I owed it to them to buy some little something. They're from Tiffany's." She reached for my martini, I hadn't ...
Henny Youngman is famous for one of the shortest jokes ever written: “Take my wife … please”. “Take my” can be a way of introducing an example “take my brother, he’s the best runner ever…” But in this joke the twist is that he is instead actually asking you to take his...