I’m the go-to organizer at work; I get birthday cards signed, organize gifts, and make a fuss of people when they celebrate big birthdays. I hit a big birthday, and I get nothing. I know it’s not a requirement for anyone in the office to do anything for me, but an acknowledgmen...
It turned out that there’d been a whole lot of “shrink” happening at our store — a huge uptick in people paying with credit cards and then coming back later and getting cash refunds. Back then, if you did a return on a credit or debit card, it took a few days for the money ...
(While this episode was 100% serious, Sonia breaking the 4th Wall and sending a letter to Officer Candy Apple's Birthday deserves to be here!) "This is not for flattering or threatening, Officer. This is only a talk between a CIS staff and a character. To make it short, I just wan...
For example: Work is the curse of the drinking classes or One should always play fairly when one has the winning cards. Hope you enjoyed those comedian jokes from Oscar Wild, but it’s not over yet. Oscar Wild On the Subject of Women There are numerous comedian jokes from Oscar Wild ...
I got a great job atArizona HighwaysMagazine after I’d finished the degree. But that was only because the boss was impressed with academics. For him, it was a grand ego trip to have a someone with a doctorate on his staff. The job I landed was in journalism; it had nothing to do...
were just slightly distant. It preyed on his mind into the New Year. Then one day he was sorting out his study and under a pile of magazines, he found a little pile of cheques (checks) for his grandchildren. He had completely forgotten to put them in with the Christmas cards. ...
On October 1, 1943 Baker was replaced by Art Linkletter, who continued for the rest of the series. For a memorable stunt of 1945, Linkletter announced that $1000 would go to the first person to find one of 12 plastic balls floating off California. Two years later, an Ennylageban Island...
and glorious forms. I don’t feel the need to show all my cards ever, but I’m done presenting a severely edited version of myself to the world. Editing myself all these years has proven to be constricting and painful and caused me to hold myself back from living the life I was tr...
‘ next to Giuls and instantly felt bad since it actually was his birthday. All he got for his birthday was a few free cans of Lone Star and a gig where he couldn ‘t sound check. I handed him the board right away, it felt like the right thing to do. I later learned that he ...
The boss’s name is Thomas, and we have neither a Herbert Smith nor a Peter Smith in the company. (All names have been changed to protect the people laughing their rears off, of course.) Boss:“For how long has this been going?” ...