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writing and flowery scenes. Adults need birthday cards with adult humor, and no one is better at making vulgar birthday cards with whimsical art than Whyatt. The hilarious Kiss My Nose birthday card is one of many from his sick mind, and this dirty birthday card will be the hit of the ...
Thisjungle-themed designmay have been created for abirthday party invitation, but it’s easy to transform it into a funny birthday card. Simply swap out the last few lines for a joke or birthday greeting, choose from four different colors, and you’ll have a fully personalized card. 2. ...
The real hero in this card is the wife, for her ability to quickly assist the nurse and call out the joys of how her husband has aged with one simple statement. Drawn by the delightfully devious and dirty Daniel Collins, this gross birthday card is a perfect way to harass someone about...
• Paste funny graphics of cows and include the message "Party on your birthday 'til the cows come home.” • For a belated birthday card, find funny drawings of peanuts, walnuts or any other type of nut and include the message "Awww, nuts! I forgot your birthday" ...
Mildred: with her moist hair and greasy spectacles, her stained fingers that dissected frogs and carried coffee to picket lines, her flat eyes that only turned toward the stars to estimate their chemical tonnage. Earth and air could not be more opposite than Mildred and Holly, yet in my ...
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Happy birthday! So what if you’re a little bit older, So what if you ache from head to toe, So what if your ears are full of hair, So what if you got no get up and go. So what if you have laugh lines, So what if you have arms of Jello, ...
Dermot McCann forgot his lines in a Sunday school play. Luckily his Father was in the front row especially to prompt him.He gestured and formed the words silently with her lips, but it did not help. Dermot’s memory was completely blank. Finally, he leaned forward and whispered the cue,...