When the 60-something you know is a gym rat -- or exercise averse -- the playing field is ripe for humor. Enclose a funny card with those gift-wrapped new sneakers. Try punchlines like: "Here's to you -- young at heart, slightly older in other places," or, "Forget jogging around...
agrandma' birthday is coming. grandma生日来临。[translate] a你好;你很棒 Hello; You very good[translate] a给他提意见是对他有好处的,他因该采纳他的意见 Offers an opinion to him has the advantage to him, the another reason should accept his opinion[translate] ...
Start the talk by introducing yourself. For example, “Good Morning, my name is ___.” Then, go for the “gold.” Hit the audience with a statement or question that will grab their attention immediately. Another example: “Who remembers using the excuse that my dog ate my term paper?”...
Me:“No, it was Christmas. I remember because Grandma came to visit and found me sobbing on the floor while you yelled at me and threatened to throw my remaining gifts into the fireplace if I didn’t ‘straighten up’. That was the big fight you two had that got Grandma banished from...
‘Grandma,’ continues Jack happily. ‘Now, let me get this straight,’ his father says. ‘You want to marry my mother? ……….. You can’t do that.’ ‘I don’t see why not?’ Jack responds, ‘You married mine!’ Before we move on the next part of these 9 marriage jokes...
From unique birthday gifts to hilarious stocking stuffers, and sweet keepsakes to romantic surprise gifts, there’s something fun for everyone! Finding the perfect gift has never been so fun! I’ve included creative ideas for Dad, Boyfriends, Kids, Teen Girls, Teen Boys, Grandpa, Grandma, Tea...
can manage to have such a big and important place in my heart. My Dad’s parents would spend their summers out in Cuba and Dad would bring all us kids out for some family time. I think Grandma liked their winters in California a million times better than she enjoyed summers out in Kan...
I can’t be the only one who is disappointed when looking at the acres of mass produced sentiment before that special someone’s birthday or an anniversary. Love is so universal, something that is felt by all, so there should be one friggin card that fits how I feel about the man I ...
We all have a relationship with food, so these jokes are easy for really young kids, such as toddlers, preschoolers, and kindergarteners, to understand and retell like a pro comedian. Children can definitely relate to ice cream! 1. Knock, knock. ...
So she decided to find a solution for this, then make the rules vanish forever. She thought and discussed it over and over for ideas. They voted for the best idea.It was: Turn on the Christmas carols for 2 weeks very loudly everywhere.Then...