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His name is Sally Tomato, and I speak Yiddish better than he speaks English; but he's a darling old man, terribly pious. He'd look like a monk if it weren't for the gold teeth; he says he prays for me every night. Of course he was never my lover; as far as that goes, I n...
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In this assortment of funny birthday wishes, you’ll discover a treasure trove of side-splitting greetings that will leave your best friend laughing out loud. From inside jokes to playful jabs, these funny birthday wishes are guaranteed to make their celebration one for the books. So get ready...
If you aren’t hiding your report card inside your jacket, then take your hand out of there and prove it.GOLDILOCKS’S Father: I’ve got a bill here for a broken chair from the Bear family. Do you know anything about this Goldie?
If you aren’t hiding your report card inside your jacket, then take your hand out of there and prove it.GOLDILOCKS’S Father: I’ve got a bill here for a broken chair from the Bear family. Do you know anything about this Goldie?
Dads aren't the only ones who can have fun with kid-friendly jokes. Whether you're a mom, aunt, uncle, grandparent, second cousin twice removed or anyone with a child in your life to amuse, these jokes for kids will keep them howling. ...
broken or deadened for this? I lost breath, certainly;I have evidence, not that they care. It was death,but mine was harder than theirs; my breathwas hard, bitter-tasting. They acted like Abel,that goody-goody boy on our block;they stepped out to places, like the Magic Kingdom,while...
part of a Passover Seder. They are traditionally sung by the youngest person present and since everyone ends up being the youngest person at a Seder at some point you end up getting stuck doing it until you can convince a pair of adults to produce a younger sibling or cousin or something...
lake trips, and pool parties. They make it impossible to plan anything, even a birthday party for my little girls to celebrate theonlygood thing that has ever happened in summer. I like my funscheduledy’all. You can’t do that wheneveryonehas Exciting Adventures planned every other day. ...