We know this keeps you up at night, even as you sit by the window anticipating the return of baseball in the spring: "Who picks out the music that plays over the public address system when a batter strides purposefully to the plate?" In your Field Correspondent's baseball experience, the...
MICHELLE OBAMA INTRODUCES EXERCISE PROGRAM TO COMBAT OBESITY IN PROFESSIONAL BASEBALL PLAYERS The First Lady recently launched her "Take The Field" initiative, encouraging Major League Baseball players to get active and eat a healthy diet. Baseball is by design a slow, lazy sport, so when these ...
Give it up for KISS MY PEANUT BUTTER TITTIES. They are stupidly simple to make, show imagination and a touch of humor, the essentially ingredient in attraction. If you’re a guy, these say, “I love your breasts so much I had to commemorate them with a high calorie treat.” If you’...
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The weather is amazing (maybe a little toastier than usual in Arizona reaching 95 and 96 degrees the past few days), Spring Training Baseball in the Valley of the Sun (Go Giants) and March Madness College Basketball all over the country. Plus, I just returned from watching my University ...
FUNNY STUFF: BACK TO SCHOOL - BASEBALL(30:00) This was basically a leftovers show, with the first half being Back to School stuff, and the second half being baseball things. Steve Goodman had just died, which I used as an excuse to play his glorious paean to the Cubs. Also represented...
A second very good ironic story is calledThe Necklace, written by Guy de Maupassant. It tells of a woman who borrows what she thinks is an expensive necklace, only to lose it. She works for years to try and replace the necklace only to discover it was an inexpensive fake. ...
If you’re a sports fan who scrolls, you’ve probably laughed at one of his videos. Here’s how a former college baseball player with a gift for comedy turned a little lo-fi backyard fun into massive online fame.
‘Did you see where some baseball player just signed a contract for $50,000 a year just to play ball? It wouldn’t surprise me if someday they’ll be making more than the President. ‘ ___ ‘I never thought I’d see the day all our kitchen ...
with dozens of preschool age children and, without exception, this is a picture book that they understand, appreciate and relate to. David is a child who can’t seem to do anything right. Whether reaching for a cookie jar, eating dinner, taking a bath or practicing his baseball swing, ...