Funny Inspirational Quotes and Sayings About Failure “We are all of us failures – at least, the best of us are.”– James Matthew Barrie “Show me a thoroughly satisfied man – and I will show you a failure.”– Thomas Alva Edison “Most of our faults are more pardonable than the me...
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Veterans Day Quotes “The soldier is the Army. No army is better than its soldiers. The Soldier is also a citizen. In fact, the highest obligation and privilege of citizenship is that of bearing arms for one’s country.”— George S. Patton ...
Tell you what, if there were gays in the army 'Saving Private Ryan' would have been a hell of a lot shorter film. There is no way it would take gay men three hours to find Matt Damon. — Adam Hills 45 The only thing I can give to young gay people is that when I was growing...
Funny Money Quotes 1. “Money is like a sixth sense – and you can’t make use of the other five without it.”– William Somerset Maugham 2. “Money, if it does not bring you happiness, will at least help you be miserable in comfort.”– Helen Gurley Brown ...