Customer:“Oh, I know. I’m just checking everything again to make sure I want to buy it. Hey, is this on sale?” Me:“Ma’am, that is a Christmas item. No Christmas items go on sale until after Christmas, and it is currently the twelfth of December. No, it’s not on sale....
Santa:“And what do you want for Christmas this year?” Kids:“Tablets!” Santa:“Are you sick? Do you have headaches? Are you looking for Tylenol?” Kids:“No! Tablets!Like for games and stuff.” Santa:“Oh. I don’t know. I’ll see what the elves can cook up.” Seriously, t...
The movie gracefully explores the contrast between childhood innocence and adult responsibilities, serving both laughter and thought-provoking moments. Released: 1988 Dig Deeper Behind-The-Scenes Stories From 'Big,' Tom Hanks's First Blockbuster Hit And Deeper 'Big' Is Actually An Existential ...
As an adult navigating New York City while maintaining his childlike wonderment. This movie is both hilarious and heartfelt for ten-year-old kids. Released: 1988 Directed by: Penny Marshall Dig Deeper Behind-The-Scenes Stories From 'Big,' Tom Hanks's First Blockbuster Hit And Deeper 'Big' ...
Animal Services Director Paul O’Neill is hoping puppies, kittens, and adult animals at the shelter will get homes in time for Christmas. He’s launching the “Twelve Days of Christmas” event providing $25 adoptions which include a rabies shot, city or county license, microchip, and even a...
A "How to Adult" book, guide, With laughs and wisdom side by side, To conquer life's swirling tide. My daughter, college bound so fast, A survival kit that's meant to last, Noodles, coffee, quips amassed, To help her through studies vast. ...
Summer Classes for Women at Your Local Adult Learning Centre Hilarious, Funny, Insulting and Male-Organised Courses for Women Note that due to the complexity and difficulty level of the subject area, class sizes will be limited to 5 women. Class 1: Up in Winter, Down in Summer – How to...
On Christmas Eve of year four, the turkey was in the oven, and my family and I were chatting in the den. We heard a loud bang and then a crash. The duct tape had failed, causing the glass to fall and shatter. I immediately texted [Landlord #1] and did not receive a response. ...
I cannot stomach the sanctimonious attitude that accompanies this movement. I grew up in a hoarder’s home. I’ve been donating and throwing out the things that don’t “bring joy” for the entirety of my adult life. Have less if you want less, but don’t act like it somehow makes ...
Adult jokes:Here you will find some pretty bold and sassy ones. These are not for everyone, some of them will require a bit special humor. Nevertheless they are both funny and got some kick to them. Enjoy the great list of adult collection. ...