– Ace Ventura 34. “Never do anything out of hunger. Not even eating.”– True Detective 35. “Life is hard. After all, it kills you.”– Katharine Hepburn Also read: Short Quotes, Sarcastic Quotes Amusing Funny Quotes to Make Light of Life’s Hard Times 36. “My mother always used...
“If I’m not back infive minutes, just wait longer.” ~Ace Ventura “Accept who you are. Unless you’re a serial killer.” ~Ellen DeGeneres Best Funny Quotes “Everything that used to be a sin is now a disease.”~Bill Maher “Instant gratificationtakes too long.” ~Carrie Fisher “...
113. “If I’m not back in five minutes, just wait longer.”—Jim Carrey,Ace Ventura: Pet Detective 114. “The smell of your weird is totally affecting my vocal cords.”— Bumper Allen, Pitch Perfect 115. “So you’re telling me there’s a chance…”–Dumb and Dumber, 1994 116. ...
29. “If I’m not back in five minutes, just wait longer.”—Ace Ventura: Pet Detective 30. “He’s standing right behind me, isn’t he?”— City Slickers Funny Movie Quotes From Movies Released in the 2000s Relive your favorite moments with these movie quotes. 31. “You sit on a...
Until Ace Ventura, no actor had considered talking through his ass. Jim Carrey I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol. Steven Wright Am I perfect? No. But am I striving to be a better person every day? Also no. Unknown