221 Insult Me Yo Momma Insults Yo momma's so dumb, she thought a quarterback was a refund. 92 Relationship Insults Have you ever woken up from a sex dream and still felt horny? Cool, that's pretty much how your girlfriend feels after real sex. ...
Your momma’s so fat that when she jumped into the ocean the whales started singing “We are Family.” Email What’s the difference between your mama and an ironing board? A:An ironing board’s legs are harder to get open
5 said she doesn’t need to go to school anymore because she can already count up to 10 and that’s enough because she probably won’t ever eat more than 10 cupcakes — MumInBits (@MumInBits)January 20, 2022 My 4yo is always wearing Spider-Man clothes but refuses to watch Spider-Man...