6. A little kids sends a letter to Santa that says: “Dear Santa, I want a brother for Christmas.” Santa writes back, “Dear Timmy, send me me your mommy.” 7. A Football team was on the field during practice, when to their surprise, a big turkey suddenly walked up to the coac...
that’s the ugliest baby I’ve ever seen!” The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: “The driver just insulted me!” The man says: “You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I’ll hold your monkey for you.” ...
1. A waiter asked his two customers: “Red or white?” The first said: “I’ll have red.” The second said: “Me too. And make sure the glass is clean.” A few minutes later, the waiter came back with the drinks and said: “Two red wines. Which one asked for the clean glass?