3 wishes of a government workerPosted on September 13, 2012 by JokesLab One day a government worker was digging through his office drawers when suddenly he came upon a magic lamp. (Oh, c'mon, I'm sure there's one buried in your desk too.) Since he'd heard these jokes before, he ...
ai wish i was invisible as me make feel i 愿望 我是 无形 我做 感受[translate] ai will not let you down 我不会使您失望[translate] a当事故发生时我正好在那 When the accident occurs I happen to in that[translate] alet’ meet someday when you are free ? mayde we can work something ou...
Half Magic(series) by Edward Eager. This classic series should be read by everyone. A group of siblings discover a coin that grants only half a wish. The children must work together to make complete wishes and then navigate the unexpected outcomes. Delightful. McBroom's Wonderful One-Acre Far...
So, like the dumb donkey he is, he wishes that he was a rock and loses grip of the magic pebble. Well, now Sylvester is a rock. I told you he was smart, now he gets to see how life is like being a rock. The lion takes a piss on him and leaves him to die. If only the ...
For inexplicable reasons, during one mid-flight freakout inside the cabin, a naked female torso runs right in front of the camera, then departs. “That was someone I was dating at the time,” David Zucker says, deadpan, prompting his brother Jerry to respond, “He wishes.” So how did...
Now that I’m here, what are your final two wishes? This dad joke uses a suggestive metaphor about the fabled genie narrative to form a flirtatious quip. Rubbing a magic lamp calls forth a genie that provides three wishes, and the joke insinuates that the other person automatically spent th...