All the other kids would joke around that he went blind from m*sturbating too much. At the time I believed that. I was just a kid. I didn’t know any better. It wasn’t until I got older, wiser, that I realized that’s just an old wives’ tale they used to use to try to...
When does a regular joke become a dad joke?When it becomes apparent! Advertisement - Continue Reading Below Jokes for Little Kids What has two legs but can't walk?A pair of pants! Where do you learn how to make ice cream?Sundae school! What do you call a lazy kangaroo?A pouch potato...
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First of all, the one-liner has to be administered by a dad (not necessarily your own), it has to be both corny and somewhat amusing, and most of all it just has to have a hackneyed pun to make it the best joke ever. Although not everyone is a big fan of that type of comedy ...
They make jokes like most slice-of-life comedies, but when the joke normally would stop, they just keep going until it reaches the point of absolute, physics-breaking insanity.This series is what made me think to myself, "That's it. I need to watch more slice-of-life anime." I ...
I can’t have been the only one that played Worms as a kid. One of my first ever games on PC was Worms 2, and I remember even then loving the ludicrous nature of the concept of having a load of worms wielding ludicrously powerful weaponry, blasting one another to high heaven while sp...
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Michael Cera may not actually be the fastest kid alive, but the aughts’ most hilarious movie about teenagers being teenagers was a runaway success all the same. And it wasn’t just McLovin that made it so: Cera and Jonah Hill’s bromance was as genuinely sweet as it was startlingly ...
(fake) documentary about the aftermath of a gruesome high school prank and the subsequent effect it had on a small town. The show might be fake, but everyone can relate to at least some part of it. Everyone knew that one kid in high school who just drew penises on every school surface...
We love every single joke fromModern Family, but we’ll give the spot to mentionManny‘s one-liner“I’ve always felt out of place in public school, like a long petunia in an onion patch,”as the kid always manages to make even the most serious situations into hilarity rides....