The Funniest Jokes for Kids What did one hat say to the other? You wait here — I'll go on ahead! Why don't the circus lions eat the clowns?Because they taste funny! What did the pirate say when he turned 80? "Aye matey." Why did the chicken cross the playground?To get to the...
Morning Jokes for Work Why should you never get in a fight with Tryptophan? It’s amino acid. I’ve been doing crunches twice a day now. Captain in the morning. Nestle in the afternoon. Did you hear that Larry got a new job working for Old Macdonald? He’s the new CIEIO. Ev...
though. Also, if you’re sending a voice message, it leaves no room for some good ole fun like inserting these text jokes. Without them, a message is justmeh.And if you agree with us, continue reading until you finally reach the funny text jokes that lie...
They crack up, the minister makes more jokes, and the entire audience also joins in on the laugh. Definitely a solid sign of a long and happy marriage. Posted by u/IveGotAnElasticHeart. 10. You Wanna Play a Little Game? I'm not going to spoil what happens in this video, but there...
#85 Funny Dad Jokes A three-legged dog walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "I’m looking for the man who shot my paw." USAneedsAJohnson Report Final score: 4points POST Charlie Holmes 4 years ago This is one of my all-time favorites. When my kids were young(er...
Welcome to the best of the best and the funniest of the funny! Our best jokes are all here. Sort ByNew Some of the Funniest Lines in History... “The cardiologist's diet: If it tastes good ... spit it out.“ Unknown “I once had a rose named after me and I was very flattered...
Scroll down for the next article All the Rustys and Audreys in Chevy Chase ‘Vacation’ Movies, Ranked The comedy multiverse is full of Griswold kids December 03, 2024 By Matt Solomon Ever notice how the young thespians portraying Audrey and Rusty Griswold intheVacationmovieskept getting yoinke...
He was famous on set and off for his practical jokes and often carried a hand-controlled fart machine around. Alamy Stock Photo by ZUMA Press Inc Nielsen passed away in his sleep in 2010 after battling pneumonia. He was laid to rest in Evergreen Cemetery in Fort Lauderdale. He left one...
or each other. As people are forced to turn to the internet for entertainment andcomedians are trapped indoors with no way of performing live, the online jokes will keep flowing, for better or worse. Hopefully, at least one joke on this list will make you chuckle despite, you know, litera...
Act Happy is a uniquely hilarious stand-up special because it features a live band on stage with Todd Glass, and the way he plays off that band and uses it to accent his jokes and stories makes for Glass’s best special yet. His fast, dynamic, stream-of-conscious comedy is on fire ...