Like it or not, Elf on the Shelf has become an American tradition. It began as a story written by a mother and daughter team, who felt that their elf was a childhood icon to be shared with the world. They used their own money to start a publishing company and began selling kits at ...
The elf-abet! How did the barber win the race?They knew a short cut! What do you call a pig that does karate?A pork chop! Where do elephants pack their clothes?In their trunks! What do you call a fly without wings?A walk! What do you call a duck that gets straight-As?A ...
10. “Elf” (2003)“Elf” ©New Line Cinema/Courtesy Everett Collection The early Aughts were as much a celebration of raunch in comedy as the ‘80s, so what a delight that one of the very best laughers of this new century should not just be family-friendly, but so very sweet. ...
She also used this on my sister when she was little, and today I think she should make a Joe the Repo Man doll in the of Elf on the Shelf to keep kids in line. -Angela Pocket Boy My father told me that he could fit me in the palm of my hand when I was a toddler because I...
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