There was a scene (on “The Middle”) where we’d forgotten our daughter’s birthday and she’s sitting at the table by herself with this balloon and we walk in and are so mortified — and I’m doing all this feeling and recollection of all the crap I did to my kids that made ...
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“Would you say I have a ‘plethora’ of piñatas?” El Guapo is a gritty, take-no-prisoners thug who also happens to have very specific requests for his birthday: guns and a “plethora” of piñatas. Jefe:I have put many beautiful piñatas in the storeroom, each of them filled w...