turned to computer animation and brought the worldArthur Christmas. While not stop-motion like its other movies, Aardman still brought the heart to this tale.The movie follows Arthur, one of Santa's sons, and the one least likely to take over the old man's business one day. However...
The Funniest Jokes for Kids What did one hat say to the other? You wait here — I'll go on ahead! Why don't the circus lions eat the clowns?Because they taste funny! What did the pirate say when he turned 80? "Aye matey." Why did the chicken cross the playground?To get to the...
Nothing is out of place, even the stuff that seems truly insane — a sub-sub-plot about Garofalo and Pierce’s characters taking time to bone up on the others’ niche careers only gets funnier with time, the jokes about “Godspell” are as uproarious as ever. You don’t have to be...
She never heard from him again. "I tried to convince myself that this was like any other relationship, but deep down I knew the reality. Who wants to date someone in a wheelchair?" Dr. Sheypuk knows that that single question is evidence of a really serious problem—not just on the ...
Its Christmas at a normal family’s home…. 4 year old sister, mom, dad, 16 year old sister and 14 year old brother. Mom in the kitchen stuffing the turkey. All of a sudden turkey falls off counter and mom goes … Continue reading → Posted in Campus Jokes, Christmas Jokes, Kids Jo...
Tech and IT Jokes Why did the computer go to art school? To improve its graphic design. Why do programmers always mix up Christmas and Halloween? Because Oct 31 == Dec 25. How do you comfort a JavaScript bug? You console it. Why do Java developers wear glasses? Because they don’t ...
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(only with much bigger hats), this goofy Hollywood comedy sees three fading silent-era stars travelling to Mexico to appear at a warlord’s birthday party only to wind up leading a peasant’s revolt. It’s all deeply silly – most of the jokes come at the expense of wacky accents, ...
We talked to people — no, they never heard that commercial, they didn’t realize it was based on a commercial. But it still gets a laugh.”19 Lasagna Some of the truly genius Airplane! jokes are the ones that make no logical sense. For instance, it’s established that there are ...
11) Irish jokes: Sean had long heard of the story of a family tradition. It seems that his father, his grandfather, and his great grandfather, had all been able to walk on water on their 48th birthday. On that particular day, they would walk across the lake to their local pub, ‘Mu...