I told you. I’ve got it all planned out. (beat) But there’s just one thing. I’m not running away from home because I don’t like it. I’m just tired of following all the rules. Clean your room. Don’t hit your brother. Eat your dinner. (beat) I suppose living in a tre...
I know, he doesn’t really look like one right now. He’s usually super fluffy and clean, but we kind of had a little accident on our way here today. Well, not really an accident, more like a typical day in Banjo’s life. But I promise you that I gave him a bath, brushed him...
Let the kids get in on your Thanksgiving preparations. Their colorful creations can serve as decorations right on your Thanksgiving table. This lets the kids feel like they’re part of what’s going on. Plus, it helps out the adults by giving the little ones a task to focus on. Simply...
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‘60s), blistering through genres as quickly as their lyrics make and discard jokes. Glam rock, disco, electronic pioneering—and even when they dip into the most experimental and orchestral corners of their musical interests, they maintain a steady power-pop genius bolstered by Russell’s fluty...
The public is invited to watch rising and established comedians work on new jokes for FREE, with no food or beverage minimum (both available for purchase), hosted by Adam Gabel and DJ Collins, and presented by club booker Felicia Madison. This is a fun, casual hang and a chance to see ...
“I don’t care about what I wear. I just throw on the nearest clean jeans and T-shirt,”discounting the fact that thewhite lieclaim ofnonchalantly donning jeans and teesis just as much our own uniform as that of our coworker who wears the designer outfit with meticulously matched ...
These free printable lunchbox notes for Halloween add a fun holiday twist to all of the meaningful messages you can send your kids. What Kind of Phrases are on the Lunchbox Notes for Halloween? I’m a complete nerd and I own it. I’m always making corny jokes or silly puns that make...
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