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Bored Pandahas compiled a list of some of the funny fortune cookie sayings found by stunned customers to prove that Confucius isn’t behind all of them. From rude insults to questionable dares, the people who had the weird luck of discovering a funny fortune cookie definitely had a hard time...
11. “Your reality check is about to bounce.”— Fortune Cookie 12. “Live fast, die young but eat slowly.”— Fortune Cookie 13. “Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.”— Fortune Cookie 14. “The only difference between a rut and a grave is depth.”— Fortune Cookie ...
Paper fortune cookie messages are perfect for New Year's, birthday parties, Valentine's Day & other holidays and are fun to make!
This piece by Willie Neuman talks about fortune cookies (protesting the M.T.A.) on City Room. Some of the sayings (none by Confucius, as much as we can see) “If you cut transit service, this cookie will give you heartburn.†“Raising transit fares will wreak...
Keep folding until the two ends meet. Glue in place. This is where a hot glue gun really is great! And now your paper fortune cookie is finished! Ta daaaaa. Happy New Year to your all! Paper Fortune Cookies Video How To on YouTube: ...
This piece by Willie Neuman talks about fortune cookies (protesting the M.T.A.) on City Room. Some of the sayings (none by Confucius, as much as we can see) “If you cut transit service, this cookie will give you heartburn.†“Raising transit fares will wreak...
A small slip of paper with wise or vaguely prophetic words printed on it, baked into a fortune cookie. Wealth The quality of profuse abundance; She has a wealth of talent Fortune The arrival of something in a sudden or unexpected manner; chance; accident. Wealth An abundance of material pos...
“I’ll Never Be Your Beast Of” Berman and the love-him-or-hate-him college basketball announcer Dick Vitale, whose grab bag of sayings–like “prime-time player, baby!”–became widely imitated. Rasmussen made a hasty exit–tiring of corporate politics, he left the company in 1980, ...