I eventually got bored and started texting random people. I was interrupted mid-text by the bearded black man. Bearded Geek Squad Worker: Sir, do you has an appointent with us? Me: Not really, but… Bearded Geek Squad Worker: You gots to get into that lines and make an appointe...
And no, I’m not talking about how the Racist KKK Bikers shout racial slurs at minorities, or all the random STDs that Drunkest Woman Ever hands out in the parking lot. The bar used to be called Whiskey Tango. They closed it down in September and reopened it as Philly 4, which was...
Saturday: Clearwater Attempt No. 2 This trip to Clearwater proved to be more fruitful than yesterday’s. There were barely any clouds in the sky. The water was a bit chillier than it was on Thursday, but it was still relatively warm (about 83 degrees or so). Charlie, Amanda and I ...
muttering “Jeezzth Chritthh” to himself. The fat kid then rung me up and took care of the next customer, all while Bunn’s Hipster stood there with his arms crossed, waiting for the manager to address his concern.
There’s no way this was an honest mistake. The two of them looked so suspicious. I’m willing to bet their manager told them to rip people off because most don’t know how to calculate percentages. Well, me and my 720 math SAT score says, “F*** you, Macy’s!” (Humble brag....
Unfortunately, people didn’t start throwing random food at each other like they did inAnimal House. I was very disappointed. After the party, I imagine that the owner of Astoria and Camera Creeper were walking around and noticed all the grapes on the ground. ...
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“I’m a proud Native American!” I boasted. Then, I grabbed some fake war paint and smeared it on my friend’s face. I then handed him a tomahawk, which he used to slice a random apple in half. “Me hungry!” he stated.
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