A few weeks ago we were all getting ready to go down to the pool, when I noticed Zaid’s undies peeking out from inside his swim trunks. Here is what ensued… Me: Zaid, you don’t have to wear undies under your swim shorts. Z: Why? Me: We just don’t. Z: Even you? Me: ...
10:55PM We roll up to the counter, where Zaid begins hauling all my luggage onto the checked baggage weigh-in belt, including my ginormous purse, which promptly spills onto the belt and floor. Oops. He is undeterred. He body slams my Samsonite bag onto the floor, then climbs onto the...