When my toddler first saw me come home on my motorbike, he cried and cried. Then I took off my motorcycle helmet, and he got the funniest look on his face, like… “Wait… the weird alien creature just turned into Daddy???” So I stood in front of him and put on my helmet again...
Well, the MC asked us to come to the podium and explain who we were. My introduction brought smiles. Unfortunately, I threw out two more comments as if I were the real Miss Marple. The first brought a chuckle, the second dead silence and blank stares. Hurrying to my seat, my mind bo...