-My friend says to me, “What rhymes with orange?” And I told him, “No it doesn’t!” -I know a lot of jokes about retired people…but none of them work! -After dinner. my wife asked if I could clear the table. I needed a running start, but I made it! -If you see a ...
Eventually after wrapping my head around the fact I’d just met Sebastian frickin’ Stan I got up off the floor and walked back to my hostel. I had looked to see if there was anything on at the theatre in Liverpool for that weekend but no luck so I had dinner at an Asian buffet, ...
We’ll help you have a nice flower bouquet delivered to your family or friends. Or we'll find a nice wine to bring to Thanksgiving dinner. Whatever you want to bring, we'll find it. We can even arrange to have you pick it up on the way there so you arrive in style. There you ...
Once we got back to the hotel, we got checked in and made our way to the room just in time for Henry to have dinner. Henry had a few bites of his dinner, but the poor guy was so tired he could barely stand. Henry caught a super quick nap and then it was time for him to get...
3. The Put-downer.This is the Facebook friend who makes left-handed compliments and negative statements meant to cut you down to size. Example: you announce on Facebook that you’re having dinner at your favorite restaurant. The Put-downer replies with “I can’t stand that place; the ...
(In the northeast anyway, where Thanksgiving was invented.) Last Thanksgiving,we fancified a McRib Hawaiian style, but this year, we’ll stick to a more traditional dinner, with sliced turkey, stuffing, mashed potatoes and gravy. Fortunately, the processed pork from the Golden Arches can be...