While you wait for appointmentsAs you walk through the parkOh, uh oh, erectionYou know it's not only love dearThat can flip the switch upAnd though it probably should beMaybe God fucked it upOh, uh oh, erectionIt boiled up like a towerA monument in the parkIt's the cock of a ...
so you have to act fast. Do you build a fire while you can, or do you crawl towards the closest shelter, or maybe you finally use this bedroll to fall asleep on your own terms?
My Model 10 on the other hand views it as a simulated “mock-up” obtained via imprinting of a 14th century human volunteer’s body onto white linen, probably using white flour, followed by gentle roasting of the body imprint to make it seems like a centuries old yellowed sweat (+ bloo...
There is an island about 25 miles off Brazil’s coast where no local would ever dare to walk. There are rumors that the last fisherman who strayed too close to his shores was found drifting in his boat days later, lifeless in a blood pool. The mysterious island is known as Ilha da Qu...
Having sex while camping is NOT for the faint of heart. It’s fuckin’ in tents A man’s printer started printing more and more faintly, so he called a local repair shop. A friendly young man informed him, “Well, you could bring it in for a cleaning, but we charge $50 for that...