“Do you know her?” “Yes,” sighs the husband, “She’s my ex-wife. She took to drinking right after we divorced seven years ago, and I hear she hasn’t been sober since.” “My God!” says the wife, “Who would think a person could go on celebrating that long?”...
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Jeff Bridges plays Jeff Lebowski who insists on being called "the Dude," a laid-back, easygoing burnout who happens to have the same name as a millionaire whose wife owes a lot of dangerous people a whole bunch of money -- resulting in the Dude having his rug soiled, sendin...
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In line with rom-com traditions, true love is right in front of the main character as he falls for his fake wife.Just Go with It was one of Adam Sandlers biggest hits at the box office, grossing roughly $215 million worldwide (via Box Office Mojo). This story of a fake marriage ...
Which is why we rounded up some of our favorite bar jokes and puns below. You’ll be the toast of the night with these babies. Here are a few funny facts that’ll make good bar banter. Did you know Abraham Lincoln had a liquor license and sold whiskey before becoming president? One ...
It can translate languages, talk with people and write songs, poems and even jokes. 1 If you ask the robot to write a bedtime story, just type in (输入) “A cat wants to go to space”. One second later, you’ll get a story of a cat called Max, who was on his way past ...
Yes, we actually got married DURING a marathon. Not right after, not before, but DURING. We ran 26 miles, paused for the ceremony, then ran the last .2 as husband and wife. We started the marathon engaged and ended it married. Crazy. ...
Everyone tells those “That’s what she said…” jokes with Michael Scott in mind… But it wasWayne Campbell that got there first. There were other one-line wonders and catchphrases too, like the less durable “Schwing” and “Not!” and the more subtle and better-aged “Excellent,”“...
His children and wife were at his bedside when he died. Samantha says: 'We never imagined he would die. He had fought his biggest battle. He was working. He was in his prime.Nowit's very tough. Every time we do anything as a family, we know Dad should be there. 'But he ...