A drunk guy is sitting at a bar by himself one night and he throws up all over the front of his shirt. "Oh great, my wife is going to kill me," he mumbles to himself. The guy sitting next to him sees what has happened and leans over towards him, "Hey buddy, just put a twent...
upvote downvote report This joke may contain profanity. 🤔I am over 18 A cop pulls a guy over for suspected drunk driving. The cop opens the door and the driver falls out onto the asphalt. The cop says :"Holy shit, you're so drunk, you can't even walk!"The drunk says "No sh...
A good looking man walked into a singles bar, bought a drink and settled down ready to use his best lines. But for the next two hours every woman he approached gave him the brush-off. Then suddenly a really ugly guy walked in and within seconds he was surrounded by beautiful, available...
— I went to one there last year, but it SUCKED), I wandered across the street and stopped in front of the gate. A guy was smoking outside, and before I knew it or could stop myself, I walked right up to him. “Is there a meeting going on?” I whispered. He said yes, and ...
“I’m not a pony fag,” the guy said.“We’re going to the Broncos game.” “But you ARE dressed up like a horse,” Jesus pointed out. “Yeah but not a gay horse,” he said. Jesus and I were confused. Then a guy with a painted face chimed in. “You guys need to grow ...
Yeah. That’s the stuff. That’s the creepy, gravelly-voiced guy who narrates my fucking nightmares. Give me another hit… “November has tied me To an old dead tree Get word to April To rescue me November’s cold chain” Mmm yeah. One more for the road… ...