STAND!Use this when you want the dog to go from a sit or down and stand with all four feet on the ground. This is very useful at the vet's office or at the curb on a rainy day. STAY!This means do not move from whatever position you are in. You may ask your dog to "sit st...
I was sitting at a bar when a man walked in. The bartender pointed at the seat next to me and said “Hey Jackass! Sit here.” The man sat down. Then the bartender asked, “What do you want to drink, Jackass?” The man ordered a beer. A little later, the bartender yelled, ...
to hold down a job just yet, 102 00:05:45,173 --> 00:05:48,139 so, she's at home even when I'm not. 103 00:05:48,141 --> 00:05:51,804 Listen, maybe a puppy would be good for her, too. 104 00:05:51,806 --> 00:05:54,303 ...
man settles in his seat next to the window on a plane, when another man sits down next to him and seats his Black Labrador Retriever in-between them. The first man looks very quizzically at the dog and asks why he's allowed on the plane. The secon..
lying on the front porch, gazing down the driveway (expectantly?) and heaving great sighs rather than breathing normally. I would have said the dog was feeling “blue” or depressed. And the over-the-moon excitement the dog exhibited when my daughter returned, briefly, before going into A ...
Dogs whine for a number of things like when they are hungry, cold, scared, and even when they are feeling lonely. It is basically one of the only ways that they can communicate with you. So the next time that you hear your dog making tons of howling noises and whimpering sighs, be ...
She sighs that beginnings are always like this as she removes the previous teacher’s name plate from her desk. Ji Hae-won (the short-term teacher in his sixth year) passes by and his gaze lingers on Haneul. She’s sorting the recycling when a lady comes looking for the College Advisor...
when it shines on me and turns my mood irascible un-affable as i walk down the streets whether here or whether there i can see its ugly pallor be a glow too many share its glare from within what a sin to shine upon so many to light but then oppress an artificial beacon beaming dow...
[sighs] You need to see this. That can’t be real. [Colette] It’s all over the Internet. There’s a ten-foot dog in upper Manhattan. Oh, my… I smell your hair. Sorry. [Tieran] Whatever made this dog grow could make our food grow. ...
dumbstruck. As the bus travels out into the suburbs, the dog takes in the scenery. After a while, he stands on his back paws to push the "stop" bell, then the butcher follows him off. The dog runs up to a house and drops his bag on the step. He goes back down the path, takes...