100+ Dirty Christmas Pick Up Lines To Use This Month It’s beginning to look a lot like Christmas! It’s snowing (in some places), you see Christmas trees everywhere, and every store in town is playing Michael Buble’s or Mariah Carey’s Christmas album. It’s the most wonderful time ...
I just checked my schedule and I can have you pregnant by Christmas. I'm like Domino's Pizza. If I don't cum in 30 minutes, the next one is free. If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put you between F and CK… Hey I'm looking for a treasure, Can I look around your chest...
Girl: "Hey, what's up?" Boy: "If I tell you, will you sit on it?" What is it you can give at Christmas and still keep? Herpes. How do you get a nun pregnant? Dress her up as an alter boy. Why can't you play Uno with a Mexican? They steal all the green cards. Why...
“Thanksgiving is over… Want to watch Christmas movies and chill?” "I'm using the wishbone to manifest a date with you." "Got plans for leftovers, yet?" "Are you tryptophan? Because you’re making me want to go to bed." “I care about getting you off more than Ross Geller car...
Here are the full-proof, best pick-up lines, starting with women who have actually found success with 'em: 1. "I like to say 'Here's my SnapChat. Do what you want with it.' Works every time!" —Hunter 2. "This one time I bought an extremely hot guy a beer while we were at...
My parent’s got me my first duel turntables for Christmas during junior year of high school (1985). One had pitch control & the other not so much. Trying to beat mix was an event, but looking back on it, it was practice man (Allen Iverson 200?). There was hope though. A new ki...
In the vast history of graffiti there is simply no single train that one can point to and say that was the first Christmas car – however – the Blade snowman comes pretty close. It was painted in early December 1974 and helped propel him towards whole cars. In the mid-70′s the Want...
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overly glossy, smack-you-in-the-face holiday cheer only a mall can provide. We wanted to see a Christmas tree in a Dillard’s. We wanted to see parents deliberating between which Lego sets to buy, men asking for advice at jewelry store counters, and winding lines for places like Wetzel...
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