My wife left a note on the fridge that said, "This isn't working." I'm not sure what she's talking about. I opened the fridge door and it's working fine! They say that breakfast is the most important meal of the day. Well, not if it's poisoned. Then the antidote becomes the ...
Give a man a plane ticket and he flies for the day. Push him out of the plane at 3,000 feet and he'll fly for the rest of his life. I was in Russia listening to a stand-up comedian making fun of Putin. The jokes weren't that good, but I liked the execution. My wife of 6...
Seen enough dark humor jokes? Discover a new category!What is the only phone you can give to an orphan without being insensitive? - iPhone 11 – It doesn’t have a home button. A judge asks a woman, “What did you steal, Mrs. Trettenbouche?”...
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He may have been a lousy military strategist, but he loved the ladies. He loved to party, and I think he would have loved the music contained within this show as much as you do. The show ended with a couple of calls, the latter of which, raised some great points about dancing. Get...
However, Sophia is not the only Hanson android who likes telling dark jokes, another one of Hanson Robotics’ creations appeared to have an even darker sense of humor, which was displayed back in July during the RISE tech conference and in a ...
In Cyberpunk 2020, the figurative "war on drugs" of the 1970s and '80s turned into real wars in the 1990s when the actions of drug cartels were used as excuses for the United States to send military forces to Central and South America. By 2020 those wars are over, but the trafficking...
“I love this absurd humor,” he reveals, “and Captain Dave obviously is absurd, so I was just completely attracted to him.” Dave is the drunken, womanizing pilot of a budget airline whose main flight is a weekend route from Los Angeles to Las Vegas. Watch our exclusive video interview...
MOST OF THE JOKES ARE HIGHLY OFFENSIVE AND NOT FOR EVERYBODY!!! IF YOU DON'T GET THE JOKE AND YOU DON'T GET THE OFFENSIVE JOKES, WHEN YOU SHOULD NOT DOWNLOAD THIS APP!!!Have a laugh at 150 of funny DIRTY, OFFENSIVE, DARK jokes. - 150 best Dark Humor jokes around the internet (...
Below are dark humor jokes about all sorts of shenanigans that occur when your clothes are on the floor and your inhibitions are left at the (bedroom) door... 13Nikki Glaser on Having Sex With Someone for the First Time “Have you ever had sobersexwith someone for the first time? I do...