My wife left a note on the fridge that said, "This isn't working." I'm not sure what she's talking about. I opened the fridge door and it's working fine! They say that breakfast is the most important meal of the day. Well, not if it's poisoned. Then the antidote becomes the ...
Give a man a plane ticket and he flies for the day. Push him out of the plane at 3,000 feet and he'll fly for the rest of his life. I was in Russia listening to a stand-up comedian making fun of Putin. The jokes weren't that good, but I liked the execution. My wife of 6...
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A sense of humor is just common sense dancing. —William James Life would be tragic if it weren't funny.Laugh at the Absurdity of Life—Stephen Hawking Dark Humor Image Quotes To trust God in the light is nothing, but to trust him in the dark, that is faith. ...
My father used to be serious, but he is very___(humor) now and often tells us funny jokes.10. It is reported that China has already offered much help to___( Africa) children. 11. The teacher said,“ Keep___ and we should listen to the tape___.Then Eric broke the ___when ...
That complaint is talismanic of the problem with the use of humor in Iron Man 3. There were way too many silly jokes that didn’t add to the story and it kept distracting from the seriousness of what was happening. It’s a poor unnecessary attempt to make things family friendly. Let ...
brood.” Meanwhile, Geralt’s quietly sarcastic nature is on full display. He can cut through any situation, no matter how awkward or horrible, with a frustrated “fuck.” And one of the show’s most dramatic sex scenes is accompanied by a playful jig and gawking onlookers making jokes....
” This is not the movie to make those jokes. Now, I have no confirmation of this, but this also feels like a movie that might have been shelved for a bit, as part of Universal (the movie’s distributor) and their ill planned (but not ill advised if we’re being honest) attempt ...
This is for you three: Our talk, our jokes, our mischiefs, are our memories. Moments we spent together have melted into the subconscious. Memories become vague; Moments become rare; Talking is now a luxury that we don't always have. ...