My wife left a note on the fridge that said, "This isn't working." I'm not sure what she's talking about. I opened the fridge door and it's working fine! They say that breakfast is the most important meal of the day. Well, not if it's poisoned. Then the antidote becomes the ...
Give a man a plane ticket and he flies for the day. Push him out of the plane at 3,000 feet and he'll fly for the rest of his life. I was in Russia listening to a stand-up comedian making fun of Putin. The jokes weren't that good, but I liked the execution. My wife of 6...
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“I love this absurd humor,” he reveals, “and Captain Dave obviously is absurd, so I was just completely attracted to him.” Dave is the drunken, womanizing pilot of a budget airline whose main flight is a weekend route from Los Angeles to Las Vegas. Watch our exclusive video interview...
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There was no character I particularly identified with but I love trickster characters so I adored Clopin and his funny, catchy gallows humor song. Esmeralda was so different from the normal Disney heroine- she was grown up, beautiful in a haunting way, and quick on her feet. I adored the ...
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