Dad JokesJoke Generator Corny Jokes that are only funny because they are silly, crazy or make no sense. Sort ByNew The Action Hero Meeting Sylvester Stallone, Chuck Norris, and Arnold Schwarzenegger are reading a script at lunch. They are meeting to discuss Stallone's new movie *The Composers...
Beyond that, you’ll need some ideas forblog topics to write about. You might think about the questionsyouhad as a newer dad—or you might want to share some funny stories or poignant moments from your parenting journey so far. Maybe your very first father’s day wasn’t quite what you...
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The condo has been a reliable income generator, but I still wouldn’t call it a good investment. And it’s still probably not worth what I paid for it. But there’s more than $100,000 of equity in it. So from a wealth building standpoint, it has been positive. It was, however, ...
Me:“I don’t know how to do it, but it would be funny if you could print Valentine’s Day messages on the cookies, like a heart candy.” Beth:“But with the vibe of a bloody anatomically-correct heart?” Me:“Yeah, basically.” ...
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The funny part was when I was screwing the whole thing together and attaching it to the wall – my wife said, “What about if we need to move it?” I said, “The house will be paid off in two years, so this will be the next owner’s problem ‘cuz I’m not moving it!” All...
Are you looking for a funny or lighthearted gift? Do you want a sentimental gift he'll cherish? Will he appreciate a functional gift? If he has a hobby, like golf or outdoor grilling, would a related gift be most appreciated? Would he prefer a gift that he'd never buy for himself...
Are you looking for a funny or lighthearted gift? Do you want a sentimental gift he'll cherish? Will he appreciate a functional gift? If he has a hobby, like golf or outdoor grilling, would a related gift be most appreciated? Would he prefer a gift that he'd never buy for himself...