Corny dad jokes are irrefutablely great in its lameness. Here's a list of silly dad jokes that might get you a giggle or two.
It wanted to know what all the jokes were about. Why didn’t the chicken cross the road? Because it got run over halfway. Why did the momma chicken cross the road? To get to the chick-fil-a. Why did the chicken cross the road?
"Dude, my hands and feet are sweating from watching that. I go on hikes with my kids, and there's no way in hell I'd like them stand that close with nobody near them," one parent commented, adding, "IDC about the dude. If he falls, that's natural selection. But the...
He that jokes confesses. Italian Conversation on a journey is equal to conveyance. Indian “I am going, I am going,” that is what makes the journey so long. Sudanic In the midst of great joy do not promise to give a man anything; in the midst of great anger do not answer a man...
Most of all he loved sharing jokes. He smiled when he saw Flora’s sign and winked (眨眼) at the customers gathered around.“Yard sale What are you selling yards of Or meters of” he asked. “Ribbons Carpet Cloth Where’s your ruler”“Not that kind of yard,” joked Mrs. Ciro. “...
17.When Judith doesn't show up at the appointed time, Willem jokes that she has forfeited the right to one of her thimbles, and he should get to drink it instead. 18.We have all sorts of uses for thimbles. 19.Enterprising institutions routinely offer programs in cosmetology, astrology, th...
To be a spiritual being doesn’t mean we do not care about this life, rather it means we also care about future lives. We include future lives in our calculations for how we use today and how we use this life. Before we can actually become a spiritual being, we have to have at ...
Others played jokes on them and called them "April Fools", Each country celebrates April Fool's Day differently. In France, it is called "April Fish". The French fool their friends by sticking paper fish to their friends' backs. When someone finds out this joke, they shout...
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