Whether you've come here seeking material for open mic night or are a dad looking for a lifetime supply of witty lines to keep on hand, this compilation ofbad jokeshas everything you need to deliver non-stop laughter. Best of all, with the exception of an occasionaldark humor joke, the...
They still have hope that someone is going to tell them this “work” thing is all just one big joke: go back to bed and get up when you want. Don’t worry. The refrigerator will have plenty of food in it, and Daddy just upped the WIFI pipe again, so you can now download that...
Although he wasn’t a big “dad joke” teller (FYI – dad jokes are super corny jokes that make you smile but groan at the same time), he had his few standards: Me, whining:I’m THIRSTY! My dad: I’m Friday. Get it? Thirsty (Thursday), Friday. It’s even funnier because my ...
The most popular dad joke in the country is 'Hi Hungry, I'm Dad!', which reigned supreme in eight states (Nevada, Wisconsin, Arkansas, Tennessee, West Virginia, Pennsylvania, New York, and Delaware). The popular dad saying is 'I'm not sleeping; I'm just resting my eyes', which was...
Why can’t they be like that in other wards? Totally different attitude – nurses who introduce themselves to dad, talk to him, joke with him and listen to him. He was already a bit brighter tonight. The doctor even came in to see him after she went off duty. ...
They each tell one dad joke to each other while keeping completely straight faces. They are short and sweet and make for a good laugh each day. Darren, Matt and Trevor Lisle Dad jokes are defined in Webster’s dictionary as, “a wholesome joke of the type said to be told by fathers...
76.Dad Joke Button Give Dad a few new ones to add to his arsenal of dad jokes with this hilarious novelty-talking button. It contains more than 50 dad-approved dad jokes. When Dad runs out of inspiration, he can press this button and poof! There’s a dad joke delivered in the nick...
The most popular dad joke in the country is 'Hi Hungry, I'm Dad!', which reigned supreme in eight states (Nevada, Wisconsin, Arkansas, Tennessee, West Virginia, Pennsylvania, New York, and Delaware). The popular dad saying is 'I'm not sleeping; I'm just resting my eyes', which was...
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Not because a bunch of middle school kids chose to gather around a slow moving, dad joke spewing, boring old guy. But because I was reminded that, because of the time I’m privileged to spend with these kids, I’m a pretty important guy. I glanced across the gym floor to see my ...