1 to 2 - Utterly pathetic to the point of unintentional humor. 2.25 to 3 - Deepthroats the cocks of lepers - in the bad way. 3.25 to 4 - Total mound of cat diarrhea. 4.25 to 5 - Perhaps an acceptable bit or two, but still suckin'. 5.25 to 6 - Not completely worthless, but ...