Cut this tasty traybake into bars with a layer of fruit jam in the middle - swap for raspberry, blackberry or gooseberry if you prefer
– cue an embarrassed school boy with a watering can, caught giving the geraniums at the front of that Orwellian building some water by the head teacher –‘Chapman, what on earth are you doing?’….Mortified, yes, but at least I was close to theflowers, something I have always, since ...