The other day, an officer was working at the post of Constant Observation Suicide Watch. This officer is an older more matronly officer. You know the type. She is active in the church and the community. She is rather robust woman seemingly filled with energy if just a little prudish in ...
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(Heck, the person whose information was used for the meme has stated that it’s wildly inaccurate, and that he doesn’t know how he came up with that high number of “days off.”) Doug says: February 27, 2024 at 8:18 am I don’t have an answer to the question, but do know ...
Assistant Prosecutor Roxi Mardt was puzzled as to why Judge Trey Wakes was coming to her office this late in the day. She was now in the uncomfortable predicament of waiting for the handsome, but strict judge to arrive. She felt it was a shame that such an attractive man should be so ...
Tip of the day: Using Constants in WinRTThis tip comes courtesy of a question asked on an internal discussion list. Deon from the C++ team...Date: 06/19/2013Power savings and performance benefits of writing code using C++I get a few questions my way on an almost daily basis about how...
We'd go to this library any day! 1,137 votes Is this impressive? 8 Doge Cake View this post on Instagram A post shared by Tattooed Bakers (@tattooedbakers) on Nov 11, 2014 at 6:37am PST Tattooed Bakers nails it again with this meme-tastic creation. Much sweet. Very icing. 1,...
ritual. I am reminded of the God who faithfully orders the world and His creation. Giving thanks at this days end for this simple glimpse into the greater order of things. How we will hold close in our hearts for always the green seas turtles pilgrimage to safety day in and day out. ...
We'd go to this library any day! 1,139 votes Is this impressive? 8 Doge Cake View this post on Instagram A post shared by Tattooed Bakers (@tattooedbakers) on Nov 11, 2014 at 6:37am PST Tattooed Bakers nails it again with this meme-tastic creation. Much sweet. Very icing. 1,...
“It ain’t like we’re working in the steel mill, brother,” Barkley said in February. “I mean, there are people working the steel mill every day. I’m pretty sure they’re tired too. But they go to work every day, so yeah, I think load management is a big deal.” ...
So friends let me stay at their place during the week. Once the car was replaced, I still stayed with them a few nights rather than commute everyday. They did get paid. “Sadly, I never considered myself homeless…I missed out on getting all my benefits! Hey! Wait!” #MeToo!