Why do cows lie down in groups when it’s cold? To keep each udder warm! Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don't work! Why do cows tell jokes? To amoo-se themselves!
A moo-sician! Which Disney princess loves cows? Moo-lan! What do you call a mug of coffee that doesn't contain a baby cow? De-calf-inated! What do you call a cow in an earthquake? A milkshake! What was the first animal in space? The cow that jumped over the moon! What do co...