I could tell you about Brooks the comedian, who you know from “Saturday Night Live,”“Conan,” his Comedy Central “Half Hour Special” or his critically acclaimed and all around exceptional album,&... Read More... ConversationsSmiles0 Comments 3 Serial Optimist Talks To ‘Drunk History’...
You heard a little bit about Nixon being a crook (which ultimately became true) and that Jimmy Carter had a drunk, obnoxious brother (which ultimately had no bearing whatsoever). But before that there were plenty of dudes elected to the office of President of the United States that had ...
1938: Drunkometer Indiana University chemistry professor Rolla Harger’s Drunkometer was a predecessor of today’s breathalyzer. Ironically, this second version was created by another Indiana University professor. The earlier Drunkometer model used a rubber balloon and purple liquid to measure a person...
Sure, he danced around his own bigotry with all the elegance of a club-footed drunk with palsy, but his segments imparted me with enough honor to make a samurai feel like Kevin Spacey. 5. BILL MAHER Does it annoy me that you could power half the eastern seaboard using his little pseudo...
I think they thought I was drunk, which probably wasn’t helped by me insisting that I wasn’t drunk even though they never asked. Because as everyone knows, the more pissed you are, the more you deny it. After a while they let me go about my business and drive back to my Dad’s...
What do drunk girls do whenever they're not getting enough attention? Drink more and rub on each other and dance together seductively, like they can't wait to hurry home and hop into a hard-core daisy chain. Bisexuality must be implied if a woman is to trump, or at least keep up ...