T-shirt—“I don’t have a drinking problem unless I can’t find a drink” Tourist trash is conspicuous when it travels. But football supporters are different; they’re worse. Much, much worse. the crowd, having surrounded the tank, found itself unable to commit the next act—an unequivo...
—doesn’t know what’s good. As we wander about in shambolic posse formation, the giggling ambassadors of our site, various hangers-on and well-wishers flutter before our sight, and I make the conscious decision to dehumanize Colin. He is taller than me, sure; a better writer than I w...