Chuck Norris knows Victoria's secret. Before he forgot to bring a gift for Chuck Norris, Santa Claus was real. On the 7th day, God rested … and Chuck Norris took over. Chuck Norris can delete the recycling bin. Chuck Norris has a mug of nails instead of coffee in the morning....
所有這類笑話都是基於「Chuck Norris 無所不能」的（非 fact 的）誇張表述。笑點在於 Norris 實在太...
Chuck Norris can squeeze apple juice out of a banana. A blind man ran into Chuck Norris and got his sight back. Unfortunately, the first and last thing he saw was a roundhouse kick to the face. Chuck Noris is the reason Burger King says “Have it your way”. Chuck Norris once broke...
9. All browsers support the hex definitions #chuck and #norris for the colors black and blue. 10. MySpace actually isn’t your space, it’s Chuck’s (he just lets you use it). 11. Chuck Norris can write infinite recursion functions…and have them return. 12. Chuck Norris can solve t...
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Iftapped,aChuck Norris roundhousekickcouldpowerthe countryofAustraliafor44minutes. 如果恰当分流,一个ChuckNorrisroundhouse踢的能量能够供给澳大利亚44分钟的电力。 blog.sina.com.cn 7. InDecember2006,wehad44,640minutestodowhateverour heartsdesired ""beitsleep,eat,watchTV,jumprope,or spendtimeonline. ...
In honor of an all-American badass, here’s 102 Chuck Norris jokes and memorable facts. The Best Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick Jokes Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, but Jack still couldn't dodge Chuck Norris' roundhouse kick. In the Beginning, there was nothing. Then Chuck Norris ...