, yank down your pants, and assume "The Stance"--which causes your aging, toneless thigh muscles to begin shaking. You can't sit down because you didn't take time to lay toilet paper on the seat. You reach for the toilet paper dispenser. It's empty. Your thighs shake more. ...
Sitting on the black soil banks of Yandilla (Gaibal = running water), or walking through the Red Gum flood plains, watching the wallaroos and goannas amongst the bloodwoods and Moreton Bay Ashes on the red soil sandy ridge or kangaroos and a very occasional emu in the open country, countr...