In 2012, Pamela McColl pubilshed a revised edition of Twas The Night Before Christmas that attracted international media attention, from the Colbert Report to the BBC, her edit out of the reference to Santa Claus smoking a pipe was a topic over dinner tables from Brisbane to New York. In ...
Santa didn’t have any presents to deliver, so he spent the evening flying through the skies, from Coatbridge to Copenhagen, Berlin to Brisbane, halting the reindeer every now and then to hover over a FedEx or DPD van and take a great big curly shit on it from the air. At precisely ...