one 5cm square cake without icing one 2.5 cm square cake with icing one mr kipling french fancy 19g one choc chip cookie 8g one small slice chocolate cake 2/3 large croissant one danish pastry 1/2 jam donut 1/2 slice fruit cake one jaffa cake 9g 3 level teaspoons jam one small slice...
That banner got closer, and closer, and closer, until it was finally close enough for me to raise my arms and pump my fists in exultant triumph… and just like that, I'd passed under it. The icing on the cake came when I stopped the stopwatch, and pulled down my arms to look…...