“But you must have known it was wrong as soon as you came in,” he objected perceptively. “So why did you stay? You were here for a good few minutes because I saw you arrive; and you were both helping yourselves to the grub as well,” he accused. I flushed. “Yeh, that was ...
“Wait there,” he said and returned a few moments later with a bottle of cream lotion which he started to rub on David’s burning cheeks. “You took that well lad, so we’ll draw a line under your behaviour.” “Thank you, Uncle Harry,” said David. “Till the next time,” smil...
forgetting to dress for the occasion. (That would be about as logical as the bizarre notions of "intelligent design" and "virgin birth.") Hint #3: You can't give something away that you don't have to give. Otherwise I'd ask you for a million ...
“I didn’t show that to your parents. It’s the cane I said I’d source for them. I thought we might break it in over this fortnight before I present it to your dad.” “Uncle. I am going to be on my best behaviour these two weeks. You won’t be needing the new cane or ...