“That’s a strange question,” I said as I rubbed the sleep from my eyes, “Uncles? Yes, I’ve got two. Uncle Alan and Uncle David. I don’t see them much. They’re both on my mother’s side of the family, but we’re not close.” “I see. Well, in that case, don’t...
“I can explain,” I said, but I really couldn’t. The others laughed at my embarrassment. “It seems like Vaughan has been a naughty boy!” Ralph said. “With secrets,” David added, winking at the others. “Dirty secrets, maybe?” laughed Sandy. “I can explain, Sandy! Guys! Be...
Ham’s always been a favorite of mine. I don’t remember my first bite of ham but I’ll bet I got the finger of the fool feeding it to me. This is the recipe that will change your life. Ham seems a mystery to most but if you have a two pound hunk of pork then you’re well...
Its been no secret to anyone includimg myself that I’ve been overweight for sometime now and while I’m a big believer in body positivity and appreciating your body for more than how well it fits into todays “beauty standards” the fact is I’m happier,healthier and in a better plac...
When I say fresh, raw garlic I really meanfresh, raw, organically grown garlic… the kind that stays in the husk until 10 to 15 minutes before you feed your dog. And buy garlic that’s produced in the United States, preferably grown locally or in your own garden. Make sure you know ...
I mean even I was unaware of how deep and raw and cutting The Unseen Pain was. I was aware it was there, yeah. But it’s taken seven years and a cancer diagnosis for The Unseen Pain to finally reveal itself. Cancer, as we know, is A Seen Pain. We talk about it, we make ...
I glanced down at my penis, which dangled limply from my bush. “Like a stick of wilted celery.” “Huh?” “You asked how it was hanging,” I said. “What the hell are you on about?” demanded Bruce irritably. “I’m just asking what’s going on with you.” “And I’m tell...
As he made off down the river-path, I got out my camera and took several photographs of the turbulent waters; and then I picked up the cane and headed home. When I reached the houses on the edge of town, I felt a bit self-conscious about carrying the cane and so I slid it down...
“Oh no! I think that I am going to run away sir!” At which point I started to make my escape. “No don’t do that come back here!” He said running to catch me by my shoulder and dragging me back to his desk, saying: “You can’t do that – how can you be called a ...