This has driven me insane and it’s become a habit for me to count how long he’s in the bathroom with his phone for (and yes, I realize sometimes he’s just taking a poop.. but this doesn’t make me feel any better) and I know he’s hiding his activities due to him o...
21. Would you rather watch a tragedy movie or a comedy? 22. Would you rather watch over your younger sibling at home or take your younger sibling out? 23. Would you rather watch a romantic movie or an action movie? 24. Would you rather watch a movie at home or at the cinema? 25....
Today, after I spent the evening at a girl's house that I'm seeing, I woke in the morning and put my pants on to leave, only to have her dog's poop roll out of the leg of my pants. This wouldn't be so bad if last week the same dog hadn'...
But you can also play this game for some harmless laughs, asking ridiculously silly questions like, “Would you rather smell like poop and not know it, or constantly smell like poop that no one else can smell?” 2. KILL, MARRY, HOOK UP: Fun for obvious reasons @seedandstoryde / Instag...
(starts to pet him) Aww. (The chick poops on his hand.) Eww! Oh! Eww! Gross! Idiot!! Stupid little, fuzzy, yellow creature!! Oh look at me, I'm so cute, I'm a little chick who's disgusting! God, you're so stupid, how are you not yet extinct!! (the duck wattles behind...